My Hill.............

To those of you unaware of this. It is a very simple game and the object is to claim the hill.

To do this you must defeat the current owner and then state My Hill at the end of your post. The hill cannot be moved destroyed or be made invisible so others cannot find it.

use your imagination.

SO as ive started this post and basically I already own the hill. Im sat on it with my phalanx army waiting for the first attempt to capture

MY HILL

faRther

My archers came.
The defending phalanx saw the sky covered with arrows as the assault starts.
They run. Leaving the hill unmanned.
And so I claim The Hill.

<<note: did i do it right?>>

My Hill


mopyfish


perfect!

My phals may have fled but i also have dogs and elephants and they are now charging your archers who after all that fighting are tired and asleep.

they all die from being trampled on or torn apart by the savage dogs.




MY HILL






Snake 1




After all the phals fled there was no one to feed the animals so they all left the hill to find food.
I sent an army of to the hill along with several to fire at archers and any thing trying to get to the top of the hill.

My Hill







LordKrave

I use my sorcerers to summon the Titans, who crush your and eat your

MY HILL!!!!



Snake 1

i used my sorcerers to invent machine guns that i gave to an army that shot the titans and took the hill back.
They then built a lager castle on top, to defend in with there new guns.

My Hill





mopyfish



i use moles to dig underneath your castle which after a few minutes collapes into a pile of rubble crushing all inside.

i put barb wire around the hill ad electrify it and dig a moat.

My Hill





faRther


i asked the electric company to cut off the power on your wires.
and while the guards are all drinking, thinking that nobody's going to pass the electric wires, the younger brother and sisters of the dead archers used trampolines to jump over the fence and rubles. securing the hill by cementing the holes dug by the moles.

My Hill





mopyfish


unfortunately what i failed to tell you and kept a secret was that in all the mole holes there had been put Mines.

So as your archer children plug them up they detonate killing all who are there.

now the ground is safe I set more booby traps and start to grow a forest on the hill from where I can get a good look out at incoming troops.

My Hill



Snake 1



i send in a few cats coming in from all sides so at lest one will go unnoticed and burn down the forest causing all of the defenders to have to leave run down the hill where i had an army of to prevent them from escaping then my archers killed them all in a hail of arrows. I send a bunch of well trained dogs to smell out all of the traps.
I then dig a very complicated trench system for defense and my sorcerers cast a spell that buts a shield around the hill so catapults and archers can not fire from the out side the hill to the inside. they spell only last as long as my hero is on the hill

My Hill


faRther

I called in some help and arrived in time.
The hero saw Candace Swanepoel and Scarlett Johansson coming.
And was too eager to meet with them.
As he steps beyond the hill's boundary, the shields went down.
Too pre-occupied conversing with the two sexy ladies, the trenches were filled with water. The complicated trench systems became a long swimming pool with my peasants diving and wading to claim the hill.

My Hill.



mopyfish

before your peasant reach the hill i fill the trench with crocodiles and they are eaten. as a female im not distracted by the 2 ladies.

My HILL



dmatthews94




I unleash the Kraken.

My Hill




Snake 1



i just so happens that Kraken is my favorite food, so i sent in my hero and kill the Kraken and had a great fest.
then i put piranhas with robotic legs in the river

My Hill



dmatthews94




The Kraken was tainted with arsenic, poisoning your hero and troops and killing them. A second beast appears, known as the Robot Kraken that annihilates your piranhas.

My Hill



Snake 1




My men's favorite food is Kraken but Robot Kraken's favorite food is my men. When Robot Kraken was done killing every thing he eat my men that still had poison in them, that poisoned Robot kraken causing him to malfunction and explode. mean wile my piranhas hap many eggs in the river that Robot Kraken didn't kill, but these piranhas learned to work together allowing them to take down larger animals.

My Hill



mopyfish





I acquire a kangaroo. Leaping over the piranhas, leaving them there for the next person.

My Hill



faRther




2 days since the piranha came to its place.
2 days without food and so they look at each other and decided to train their teeths to one another.
in the end, all piranhas either got eaten by another piranha or starved to death.

I look on and see the kangaroo and a light bulb flash.
I called up again some help and did some marketing stuff.

Kangaroo meat is high on conjugated linoleic acid (CLA). This CLA is being attributed to wide range of health benefits including anti-carcinogenic and anti-diabetes properties. It also reduces obesity and atherosclerosis.

As I finish posting "KANGAROO MEAT AVAILABLE", every aborigines came to catch the kangaroo. With all the commotions, I let cats claim the vacated hill.

My Hill





dmatthews94




I become a Natar player and conquer the hill

My hill



mopyfish



Ive held a WW village and bounced all attacks from natars before and they are nothing to me.

i dismiss your fail tribe

My Hill


dmatthews94



Natars only suck because they're NPC's



mopyfish


Still

My Hill



zeidan


I asked mopyfish with puppy eyes to give me the hill and she gave it to me

Thanks mopyfish

My Hill





Snake 1




i secretly but bombs in the hill when i had it before. i now trigger the explosions and kill every thing on it, i then go to the alliance empire and say i will be attacked on the hill and everyone should send 20-30 units to help me defend the hill and they do.

My Hill




faRther



All the numerous planted bombs detonated, heaves of catapult fires, gallons of water poured on the hill, and denudation of trees . . . The hill is no more as erosion turned it most to mud and the piles of debris are seen littered after the battle smoke was cleared.

My Junkyard aka former My Hill.





Snake 1



Because the rules say that you can not destroy the hill and you sort of did. I walked to the hill and said you cheated and the hill was then given back to me by your troops there. I also set up several watch towers o top of the hill to prevent any one seeking in

My Hill/ junk yard

aaahh yes.

after talking to my lawyers, it seems you are somehow right. The hill cannot be destroyed as stated by mopyfish. BUT my lawyers also pointed out another clause which you may refer to below excerpt

". . . To do this you must defeat the current owner and then state My Hill at the end of your post. The hill cannot be moved destroyed or be made invisible so others cannot find it. . . . "

and after some deliberation, my lawyer have convinced mopyfish that since you put the word "junkyard" as your last entry, you are no longer the owner of the coveted hill.

My troops starts to line up and to take the watch towers.

My hill

Whilst all the arguing between farther and snakes lawyers has been going on, which as everyone knows takes years normally, i have been to the Land Registry office and bought the title deeds to the land.

I am now Lady mopy of the hill

My Hill

After looking through historical records, I find that my grandmothers uncle was of aboriginal decent and that according to never seen documentation, the hill is a sacred burial ground. Therefore I claim the hill as part of the stolen generation.

My Hill

Due to inheritance tax you cant afford to keep the hill and sell for a very cheap price, i buy the hill back.

My Hill

after two years of dealing with economics and inheritance , people almost forgot about war and troops and preparing for fight .

so i decided to attack the hill with all that ive got after long training , and it was easy occupied.

my hill

Many years after...

After lots of preparations my people made an assault and managed to take the Hill as the defenders were all drunk because for years noone had made an attack. They were all with a bottle of Scotch Whisky in their hands and try to fight with these instead with their weapons.

After that my people built a huge castle. This castle was closed from all sides (even the top) and had millions of small holes for our weapons. As we had invented the radar, we installed one inside the castle. We use it to know if anyone approaches.

MY HILL

Because of the many years had passed I invented the stealth bomber which flew under your radar. With no warning of my impending attack, my also newly invented laser guided missiles were able to destroy your castle with ease and kill off your sleeping army.

I use my stealth bomber as my castle and with the aid of all the magical creatures of the forest. I again claim


"MY HILL"

I blame the mushrooms for that last bit.

when all of the above players where fighting eachother for generations i was busy advancing my technology. now i attack the hill with spaceships and clone army. i take the hill. build a plasma shield around it powered by a sustainable energy derived from earth's core and equip it with monitoring system so as to detect any movement made towards the hill to take it over

MY HILL

I walk up innocently to your hill in a short skirt, high heels and low cut top. You welcome me in and give me a brew.

You run out of milk so nip out to get some more.

I take over your command post and kill you on your return


My Hill

Short skirts drive me crazy and i am already climbing to the top wearing nothing but an Armani beach suit.

Not used with 20inch plus calibres you run away the other side of the hill scared to death, fall down and broke your neck.The last thing that flashes through your mind is a regret for chosing the short skin,high heels and low cut top out of all the possible outfits.That's just too tard....

My Hill

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, you are fooled by my fall. After years of stunt training i make it look that way.

I live in heels i would never trip accidentally.

Whilst distracted by my supposed death you walk into the command post, not knowing i actually set off an invisile gas. Within minutes you are paralyzed and die shortly after.

I hit the fans and clear out all the gas before retaking up my post.

My Hill

beacuse you were high on magic mushrooms and had great hallucinations you left the hill naked to chase magical creatures of the forest and never to be seen again .. Its no hallucination it is now
"MY HILL"

I teamed up with Chuck Norris.

My Hill.

But I possess your body...


my HILL!